I’m not going to beat around the bush. I love the Knicks. I love what they’ve become and I love that every single game they play, there’s a good chance something funny will happen. What you see below is fatass Zach Randolph forgetting he’s not a point guard. During a recent loss to Toronto, Z-Bo took it upon himself to try and dribble between his legs. After the ball bounces off his foot, he picks it up and proceeds to launch an airball. It’s like a car wreck you can’t turn away from; that’s what the Knicks have become.

Kudos to Basketbawful for catching this gem.

Zach Randolph really knows how to destroy any good-will he receives. After some legal troubles and injuries, he’s put together a phenomenal season, averaging 23 points and 10 rebounds. But he’s still a sketchy bastard. After being granted “bereavement leave” to attend a funeral for a family member, Randolph was spotted late Tuesday night…at a buffet strip club.

By multiple accounts, the Blazers’ leading scorer and rebounder stiffed the folks at Exotica International Club for Men on Northeast Columbia Boulevard after enjoying libations and entertainment there.

“He didn’t pay his tab ? $106,” said John, a bartender who wasn’t working Tuesday night but had the story related to him by others. “He’ll make it up to (the waitress), though.”

The Portland Trail Blazers have done lots of things right this year. They had a phenomenal draft, somehow ending up with LaMarcus Aldridge and Brandon Roy, who have both gone on to have Rookie of the Year campaigns. They’ve gotten lucky enough to have Darius Miles sit out all season with an injury. And they’re just 3.5 games out of a playoff spot.

First of all, Randolph received leave during a pretty crucial stretch of games. The funeral he’s attending isn’t until this afternoon. Why did he need to take the leave as soon as Monday? Surely, Big Zach could have played in Tuesday’s game and hit Exotica later that night. He probably could have paid for those drinks and that lapdance as well, considering he’s going to make about $14 million this season.