If you missed last night’s Rockets-Suns beatdown, you missed a scuffle involving Matt Barnes, Rafer Alston and just about everyone in uniform. The highlight, undoubtably, was Shaquille O’Neal running to shove Tracy McGrady, knocking down three or four other players in the process. Unfortunately for the Rockets, they didn’t have the intimidating presence of Clutch, the Rockets’ lovable mascot. Thanks to Deadspin, we’ve found a hilarious video involving said mascot, scaring the bejesus out of little kids. Enjoy. 

This doesn’t exactly have anything to do with sports, unless you count professional wrestling as a sport.  And then I guess you could say these guys are trying out for it.  But facial rearrangements caused by wet floor signs are always fun to watch.

Can you imagine going to an NFL game and seeing your favorite players run onto the field with aboriginal warriors and stretch like this.  Usually guys wearing black visors over helmets and being yoked up is pretty intimidating….try having warriors with spears and swords chanting shit in another language that you can’t even understand.  Props to Deadspin for finding this video.  Insane.

You remember last year’s Nike football ad, right?  Shawne Merriman spearing players and Steven Jackson truck sticking defenders to the sound of the theme song from ‘Last of the Mohicans.’  Well, Nike has done it again with their “Leave Nothing” ad campaign.  This years’ video features LaDainian Tomlinson and Troy Polamalu.  Love it.

Kudos to Awful Announcing for finding this gem of a video. In this clip you will see Edwin Baptiste of Morgan State make what could possibly be the greatest catch I have ever seen in my life. It will be hard for anyone to top this one. Enjoy!

With ESPN going live for Sportscenter in the mornings, there are bound to be moments where slip ups happen.  I think we’ve caught our first.  Along with Sean Salisbury calling him a crypt keeper, John Clayton busting ass while talking about Derek Anderson has to be one of his finest moments on camera.  Did someone step on a duck?  Must be the barking spiders.