There’s something more grotesque than the new Timberwolves jerseys in Minnesota.  It’s the floor they play on.  What’s up with the two toned action that they have going on there now?  It looks like a Chevy Caprice got flattened so ten guys could play hoops on it.  It’s ugly and it sucks.  But the puzzling thing is that it didn’t always suck, which leads me to believe that someone within the organization thought it’d be a good idea to change it.  That person should be fired.

I don’t normally hate going off the beaten path when we talk about changing some stuff up.  Hell, the Boston Garden floor was the coolest thing ever.  But this?  This looks like we should break out some YMCA teams and play.  Don’t take this as a suggestion; take this as a demand.  Change the floor.