He’s A Witch! He’s A Witch!
Posted by rich on September 15, 2008
Witchcraft; now there’s something that brings back some ancient history. Nothing calls for a witch hunt like a bunch of medievil assholes running around with pitch forks making wild accusations. Apparently, the art of witchcraft is still alive and kicking today, notably in the Congo…during soccer matches.
“Nyuki club was losing to local rivals Socozaki on Sunday when Nyuki’s goalkeeper advanced up the pitch and tried to use “fetishist” spells to turn the tide of the match”
I don’t want to make the Congo out to being hundreds of years behind modern society, but having a full on riot as a result of the goalie trying to cast spells on the other team certainly lends itself to that belief. Having thirteen people killed in the riot only makes this situation even more ridiculous out of control.
Soldiers firing guns into the air, political unrest, and now this. I’ve always had my concerns about athletes using illegal substances to enhance their performance but this takes it to a whole new level. Summoning demons against the rival? That’s brilliant. Nothing says “f–k you” like dropping medievil spirits on the opponent. And leave it to the great sport of soccer to have something as brilliant as a witch hunt/riot happen in the middle of the match. It’s not like world soccer needs moats around fields or riot police at games or serious crack downs on racism because gangs of nazis show up at games or anything like that. Wait..yes it does.

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