Less than a month ago, Tigers shortstop Neifi Perez tested positive for a banned substance and was suspended 25 games. You may remember Sportable running an article on Perez, mocking him for his stupidity. Well, it’s time to open up a can of smack talk again because Perez lacks anything resembling common sense.

If you ask me, Perez should be repeatedly kicked in the throat. Better yet, take something upside his head because he’s got absolutely nothing between his ears. It’s stupid for an athlete to get busted for a banned supplement once. It’s even worse for an athlete to be busted twice. Neifi Perez being busted for a third time defies humanity. It takes stupidity to a level previously only attained by the likes of Lawrence Phillips and Darryl Strawberry. I’ll pose the same question that I asked when Perez first was suspended; Why? Here’s a guy who hasn’t seen the field since the beginning of July and his .172 batting average scares absolutely nobody.

Hey Neifi, steroids won’t improve your hand-eye coordination. Steroids won’t ‘roid out your .172 batting average. And whatever you were taking sucks because you only have one home run on the year. Just one. Athletes find new and innovative ways to amaze me with ignorance, but this one might take the cake. Don’t do steroids. They test for that sort of thing now a days. If you get caught, take a hint and stop juicing. Neifi will have plenty of time to think about what he’s done. 80 games is a long time.