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Michael Phelps

I knew there was a reason we couldn’t shove down any of Phelps notorious daily meals.  I didn’t realize that, in order to be able to eat around 12,000 calories a day, you have to smoke hippy lettuce before hand.  Of course!  How could such an obvious reason slide by me?  Let’s listen to his [...]

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I Think I Found Michael Phelps’ Dad

by rich on August 26, 2008

It seemed like nearly everytime you turned on the Olympics to watch Michael Phelps break world records and win gold medals, the NBC cameras would somehow find his Mom nervously sitting in the stands.  Much was made about his Mom having to raise Phelps on her own after her husband ditched the marriage while Michael [...]

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Note: You can also view the video in high definition here on Vimeo.
Over the past week and a half, there’s been tons of talk about Michael Phelps’ performance at the Olympics; his eight gold medals, his world records, and his eating habits.  Most people wondered how in the hell Phelps could shovel down 12,000 calories [...]

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A Michael Phelps Haiku

by rich on August 18, 2008

Hungry Michael Phelps
Had Nine Gold Medals But Ate One
Now He Owns Mark Spitz

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