Ryan’s Jersey Not to Buy: Pat Riley. The pompous prick appears set on abandoning the Miami Heat in one of their worst seasons ever. The 8-28 Heat have lost nine in a row, including an embarrassing loss to the Timberwolves. This is typical Riley. When the Heat were on the brink of the NBA title, he stepped in to take the glory. Now that they’re awful, he wants zero part of it.

Sonny’s Jersey Not to Buy: Vince Young. I guess Vince isn’t ready for the biggest stage of them all just yet? Welcome to the NFL Playoffs, Vince.

Rich’s Jersey Not to Buy: Dolphins Coaching Shirt. Chances are if you own one of these you’ve already been fired by Big Tuna or you are under the gun. Tuna has already canned GM Randy Mueller and head coach Cam Cameron. You could be next!

Sonny’s Jersey Not to Buy: Hawaii. I picked Georgia to win this football game, but I honestly thought Hawaii was going to put up a better fight. If you told me Hawaii was going to put up their first touchdown in the 4th quarter, I would have bet my house against it. Colt Brennan and the Warriors were outclassed from the opening kickoff.

Ryan’s Jersey Not to Buy: Tarvaris Jackson. Shouldn’t a dominant running attack make these easier for a quarterback. In the case of Tarvaris Jackson, he seems completely incapable of playing the quarterback position, regardless of the weapons around him. As the Vikings faltered down the stretch, Jackson threw five interceptions in his last three games.

Ryan’s Jersey Not to Buy: Warren Sapp. In the midst of yet another loss for the Oakland Raiders, the previously titled “QB Killa” lost his mind. Sapp was flagged for three 15 yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalties on one Jaguars drive. He was then ejected. That’s a lot of talking being done by a guy with two sacks.

Sonny’s Jersey not to Buy: Los Angeles Kings. What happened to the glory days when Gretzky and Robitaille skated and dominated? This season, the team is struggling more than ever with a 12-24 record and an 8 game losing streak.

Rich’s Jersey Not to Buy: Carlos Silva. After going 13-14 last year with an ERA over 4, the Mariners felt signing Carlos Silva to a $12 million per year over four year deal was a good idea. What? How do you get paid $12 million a year for mediocrity?

Kevin’s Jersey Not to Buy: Roger Clemens. A separate investigation by your attorney Roger? You really expect me to believe that the investigation will not be biased? How stupid do you think the public is? We don’t buy your crap about not taking steroids, we aren’t going to buy anything that your attorney turns up in this fraud of an investigation. Just go take your records and go anywhere but the Hall of Fame with them, and while you’re there tell Barry we said what up.

Rich’s Jersey Not to Buy: Chris Simon. The Islanders winger picked up a 30 game suspension from the NHL after a vicious attack with his skate. The suspension is the longest in NHL history, longer than even Marty McSorley who went upside the head with a stick on Donald Brashear.

Ryan’s Jersey Not to Buy: Isiah Thomas. Sure, the Knicks knocked off the Cavs last night. But missing 20 straight shots and having a protest held in your name has all the makings of another terrible week for the Knicks head coach. End this charade. Fire Isiah!

Sonny’s Jersey not to Buy: Miami Heat. The guys from South Beach can’t catch a break for nothing. A 7-18 record after a month and a half isn’t going to cut it much longer. Look for some changes to be made if the losing continues.

Ryan’s Jersey Not to Buy: Bobby Petrino. The former Louisville coach became yet another college coach to flop in the NFL. Just hours after a humiliating loss to the Saints, Petrino resigned from his post as Falcons head coach. A few hours after that, he was singing the Arkansas fight song.

Rich’s Jersey Not to Buy: Anthony Smith. The Steelers safety that so triumphantly guaranteed a win over the Patriots was beat deep three times, twice by Randy Moss, for touchdowns as the Steelers got handled at Gillette. Nice guarantee.

Sonny’s Jersey Not to Buy: Mark Prior. Prior’s storybook beginning has come to a close today, as he was cut by the Cubs. With some time off and a little help here and there, I think Prior could return to be something special again.

Ryan’s Jersey Not to Buy: Brian Billick. Talk about falling on some rough times. The Ravens, once considered Super Bowl contenders, have tumbled to a five game losing streak and sit at 4-7. Aside from being a total prick, it’s safe to say Billick will soon be unemployed. But at least he can still cling to that “offensive genius” label that hasn’t fit him in nearly 10 years.

Sonny’s Jersey not to Buy: Donovan McNabb. If, for some reason, you’re thinking about buying an Eagles jersey these days, don’t buy a #5. McNabb will not be in Philly much longer, so I would wait till he takes over for Sexy Rexy in Chitown before making a buy.

Kevin’s Jersey Not to Buy: Ricky Williams. It pains me to say not to buy this jersey. It appears as if Ricky Williams’ comeback attempt is over, at least for this year. He suffered a torn chest muscle Monday night after fumbling the ball on one of his few carries of the year. I’m just hoping he can bounce back and have a great year next year.

Rich’s Jersey Not to Buy: Eli Manning. After Manning’s 4 interception performance on Sunday, the critics came calling again. Is he the guy to lead this team for the future? Can he win with the talent that’s around him? Why does he talk like a third grader?