The Oakland Raiders’ cluster of a season grows more comical by the day, whether it’s a humiliating dismantling at the hands of the Oakland Raiders, or firing an up-and-coming head coach that got the most out of his shit-filled roster. But this recent move may take the cake. Various reports say the Raiders are close to cutting ties with dickhead cornerback DeAngelo Hall, their high-priced acquisition from the offseason.

Remember when Hall and Nnamdi Asomugha were going to form the most lethal cornerback duo in the AFC? Welp, Asomugha held up his end of the bargain, but Hall has been the trainwreck we knew and loved in the ATL. When he’s not racking up personal foul penalties, he’s getting pimp slapped by studs like Michael Jenkins and Eddie Royal. 

Somewhere in Atlanta, the Falcons’ brass is LOLing. Not only did they watch the Raiders throw a $70 million extension at Hall, but they got a second round pick out of the deal, a pick that will probably be in the low 30s due to Oakland’s failboat of a season. But yeah, it was Lane Kiffin’s fault, definitely. 

Even if Hall is cut, you think he gives a shit? He’s already got paid $8 million and if he’s able to hold onto his job through the offseason, he’s due another $16 million. But hey, lets be honest. Hall is the lone blemish on an offseason that included monster contracts to Javon Walker, Tommie Kelly and Gibril Wilson.