Damn, what a month 24 days. It seems like just yesterday, my life was in shambles. Sentenced to rot in a cell during some of the nicest weather we’ll see all year, you kiddin’ me? Here I am trying to get ready for another 5-11 season with the Browns and my workouts get interrupted like [...]
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When watching NBA games, I usually make it a habit to know the point spreads and then make wise, smartass remarks about it as the game progresses. That’s largely because of Tim Donaghy, who is currently in the midst of a prison sentence for betting on NBA games and then influencing the action of games [...]
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Okay okay, who had week six in the “pick how long it will take for Pacman to get back into trouble” office pool? You, sir, are a winner. Some people, no matter the situation, always seem to find trouble. Pacman is one of those guys. Pac got into a brawl with one of his own [...]
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Here come fifteen months in the slammer. Hope getting caught up with fixing NBA games was worth it. Make sure not to spend more than three seconds in the paint shower, dont get caught making illegal screens shanks, and make sure the homeboys in cell block B don’t run the pick and roll on your [...]
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As bloggers, we’ve never hesitated to lay into the Cincinnati Bengals for their awful defense and more importantly, their hilariously long criminal record. The Bengals have attempted to take out some of the trash, cutting guys like Odell Thurman. But if you wondering how serious the Bengals were about cleaning up their act, just look [...]
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