In response to Joey Porters recent questioning about why Matt Jones has not been suspended by the NFL yet (seriously, this is a legitimate question) Jones decided to take the high road…and question Porter’s sexuality.

“I don’t even know why he’s even thinking about me,” Jones said. “I mean, maybe he likes other men and sits up and thinks about stuff, so I don’t know.”

Really Matt, you went there?  What image of you is he thinking of?  The one pictured above, that one right after you got caught cutting up cocaine in your car with a credit card?  Or maybe its this one, with the flowing locks of hair.  Or is it this ruggedly handsome photo of your pasty body in a tank top?

Are you sure he lays awake and thinks about you?  Or does he think about you when he’s “in nightclubs, dancing with his shirt off like a girl.”  Maybe you and Brandon can team up and do some lines of coke and then commit some act of domestic violence.  Then, while still hyped up on cocaine, you two can run your mouths a little bit more about Joey Porter.  That seems to be what the two of you are best at.

Take my advice, lay off the nose candy and serve your suspension, like we all know you need to.  Hey maybe you can use those three weeks to brush up on your smack-talking skills, “he likes men” just doesn’t cut it after you graduate from elementary school.