Rich

Despite graduating from the University of Redlands with a degree in history, he was never taught how historically retarded professional athletes (and sometimes fan bases) are.  He had a lengthy two episode stint on the Versus Network show, Fanarchy, representing Sportable and getting clowned on by a fat guy from New Jersey.

He loathes people who talk about no-hitters while they’re in progress and doesn’t blame Steve Bartman for a damn thing.  He wishes all people could flip-flop on retiring from their careers as much as Brett Favre does and still be considered credible and he hopes that his name never shows up on any steroid list or any dogfighting subpoena. He too would have thrown beer on Ron Artest at the brawl in Detroit and thinks Adam Dunn is the purest power hitter of this millennium.