My Bronx Boo’s and Cheers

by rich on July 16, 2008

Heads up, this article is about to be as unprofessional as Tim McCarver. No paragraphs? Unbelievable!

  • Speaking of McCarver, why didn’t Joe Buck throw him out of the booth? McCarver stumbled through yet another broadcast, constantly slipping up and making suggestions that simply weren’t true. For instance, after Hanley Ramirez’s errant throw that allowed Milton Bradley to be safe, McCarver suggested that Bradley would have beat the throw even if it was on target. Fox followed it up with four instant replays that confirmed that Sorry! would have been out by a good step if Ramirez’s throw would have hit Lance Berkman in the glove. Of course, McCarver follows it up with “UNBELIEVABLE!” when Bradley got picked off first base two pitches later. I’ve grown to like Joe Buck even though he’s grown to hate baseball but McCarver is someone I simply can’t stand.
  • And while we’re on the topic of “can’t stand”, how about that performance by Sheryl Crow? Yikes. Can she hear herself sing? Does she know this isn’t amateur hour in the privacy of her own home? Josh Groban absolutely nailed God Bless America during the 7th inning stretch, why didn’t they just have him do the National Anthem too?
  • Thanks to Ken Rosenthal for flexing his “e-cock” over being able to text the Rays’ GM for pertinent information. I can sleep easier at night knowing he’s got Andrew Friedman in his contacts list sandwiched between Dad and Grandpa.
  • I have a problem with several of the All Stars who were nowhere to be found after the 7th inning. Guys like A-Rod and Manny vanished after they came out of the game. It’s a simple request; stick around and support your teammates. You think Joakim Soria wants to go out there in the 13th inning and pitch to win a game that will, in all likelihood, have no impact on his team in October but will certainly matter for guys like A-Rod and Manny. Stop being elitist pricks and stick around and support your league. Hats off to Derek Jeter for sticking around and remaining on the top step of the dugout all the way till the end of the game. It’s good to see at least someone cared. [click to continue…]

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Sportable Reviews: NCAA Football 2009

by ryan on July 15, 2008

Thanks to EA Sports’ Will Kinsler for hooking us up with a copy of the game.

EA Sports made no secrets about the emphasis of NCAA Football 2009. With “Big Play Saturday,” gamers were quickly told of how this game was going to play. It was going to be full of big plays and a wide-open attacking offense that we see so often in college football. But have they overdone it? Through a handful of games, these impressions are still relatively incomplete, but troubling at the same time.

Before I jump into some quick gameplay impressions, I’d like to talk about the game’s new feature, the “breakaway engine.” NCAA ‘09 has improved on the controls of its predecessor, making you feel like you’re actually in control of the ball carrier, not the other way around. This year, running the football is about more than mashing the turbo button until you get to the corner, or jerking the juke stick in traffic.

Actual running lanes get opened up inside, allowing backs to squirm their way to some nice gains. The cutback lanes are also open and if you’re good enough, you can really rip off some big gains. I’ve only played with one elite back (Tennessee’s Arian Foster) and was able to see the difference in his ability to a lesser back from another team. The running game aspect of this game is greatly improved. However, computer teams still don’t run the ball effectively. Some slider tweaks here and there should help fix this problem, but we won’t start seeing those sliders for another couple of days. [click to continue…]

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I can honestly say that during Brett Favre’s 47 year career with the Green Bay Packers my opinions about him never went further than “he’s real good.”  Being an AFC guy,  I never particularly went out of my way to watch Favre torch the Panthers during the morning games on FOX.  Over the past year, particularly the past few weeks, my opinions have gone from “he’s real good” to “he’s a real douchebag.”

On Favre’s interview with Greta Van Susteren yesterday, he pointed out the reasons why he feels like he’s not wanted in Green Bay.

“Favre told Van Susteren that “I worked my butt off two years ago to try to get them to sign Randy Moss,” adding that he was willing to give up salary to land the talented receiver. But Favre said Thompson denied publicly that Favre had lobbied to get Moss, which Favre said was not the case. Moss signed with the New England Patriots. In a second instance, Favre said he once tried to convince Thompson to re-sign Marco Rivera and Mike Wahle, two key linemen, but the two got away and signed elsewhere. In a third case, Favre told Van Susteren he tried to convince Thompson to interview Steve Mariucci, an old friend, for the head coaching job vacated by Mike Sherman. Favre said Thompson ended up hiring Mike McCarthy instead.” – Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all about players lobbying to try and improve their team in one way or another.  Favre, however, sounds like he wants to just run the Packers.  Sure, he plays quarterback, but I think he also wants to play GM too.  Didn’t this team make it all the way to one interception from being in the Super Bowl?  Oh thats right, it was Favre who threw that pick and gave the Giants the NFC title.

This is a rewind of Junior Seau playing the Chargers like butter plays toast a few years ago.  Declaring that he was ready to walk away from the game and cement his legacy only to return the following season, not welcome in San Diego, and play for the Patriots.  Favre faces the same choice, moving on to play elsewhere for a team that will only be an afterthought on his legacy when he finally decides to retire (for real this time).  In the meantime, however, he’s done his best to blow up any good relations that still remain with the Packers as well as fault the club for the entire saga despite going back on his word of retirement.  Look Brett, when you said you were going to retire, the Packers said they were going to move on.  This is on you, buddy.  Don’t try and sugar coat it.

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Often we look back on the steroid era as a dark period of baseball history. But there’s no denying that the one thing that made the steroid era worthwhile was the yearly Home Run Derby when 8 mammoth sluggers flexed their roid prescriptions and hit bomb after bomb after bomb. Anyone remember Sammy Sosa’s display at Turner Field when he was hitting balls to places where baseballs shouldn’t travel? How about in ‘99 when Mark McGwire and Sosa showed Ted Williams how to find the vein and pump the andro hit tape measure shots without tiring? Now, in a cleaner and more politically correct period in baseball history, we get flabby fat asses like Lance Berkman hitting a few into the upper deck and then getting exhausted by the middle of the second round.

My finger points to the format. Do we need three rounds to determine the winner? It took us three hours to find out that the guy who had the least number of home runs in the regular season amongst the competitors would be crowned the winner. If you ask me, the only worthwhile part of that three hours was the time when Josh Hamilton was in the box. The Great Hambino put on a performance that the Home Run Derby had never seen before, hitting moon shot after moon shot in the first round. 28 home runs is ridiculous. No…it’s sick. Yet after Hamilton’s first round display, he went on to hit only 7 home runs in the following two rounds. How does the guy who hits 35 home runs in the Derby lose to the guy who hits 22?

Before I jump off my soap box, I’d like to make one more suggestion. Lets not have guys in the derby who aren’t hitting bombs during the regular season. Lets learn from the NBA Dunk Contest and get the 8 guys who absolutely crush, regardless of whether or not they got picked to play in the All Star Game. Ryan Howard leads the world in home runs right now but, because of his .234 average he wasn’t invited to the Mid-Summer classic. Adam Dunn falls right behind Howard in the home run count but, like Howard, has an atrocious batting average and was left off the All Star team. Now, who the hell wouldn’t want to see Dunn and Howard slug it out in a meaningless competition to see how far each can hit a baseball. This isn’t a singles competition. I don’t want to see either guy try and hit the outfield gaps just like I don’t want to see Dunk Contest competitors try and hit a 15 foot jump shot. Until it’s fixed, the Derby is going to continue to deteriorate while ESPN attempts to fill three hours of airtime with interviews and anticlimactic endings.

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Is Poker a Sport?
A lot of people who enjoy sports also play poker. It’s not a very demanding game physically but very competitive, especially at the top level. The best poker players in the world are treated like sports stars, and the high-stakes tables at the best poker sites are always viewed by lots of fans cheering for their favorites.