So here’s an interesting turn of events. The Niners have opted to start Italian astronomer Copernicus at quarterback instead of rookie sensation Colin Kaepernick. Kaep has been a monster at quarterback for the Niners since he took the role but Copernicus’s mathematical skills are, quite frankly, OFF THE CHARTS. It was Copernicus, of course, who theorized that the Earth was orbiting around the Sun, not the other way around. But how will he apply these theories to Asante Samuel and John Abraham?
It’s great to see the Atlanta media is up to speed with what’s going on over on the West Coast.