With the George Mitchell Report now released to the public, an entirely new avenue of discussion has been opened. Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte, Barry Bonds, Mo Vaughn and Miguel Tejada were all mentioned. But what about the guys we all expected? Where’s Javy Lopez, Bret Boone, Brady Anderson and the Giles Brothers?

The big story here is Clemens. For the last couple years, my friends and I have assumed Clemens was juiced. That mysterious “thinking period” of 50 games had us thinking “suspension swept under the rug.” Now comes the difficult part for the media: Putting Clemens in the same light as Barry Bonds. They’re both legends of the game. And now, they’re both revealed as cheaters. It’s up to the media to portray them the same exact way. If Bonds isn’t going to the Hall, neither should Roger.

My personal favorites have to be the stories mentioned with Juan Gonzalez, Paul Lo Duca and Eric Gagne. On a road trip to Toronto, Gonzalez’s goody big of syringes and drugs was caught at the border. Meanwhile, LoDuca’s personal check bounced. And Eric Gagne? Well, the only contact he made with Kirk Radomski was when he asked Radomski how to get air out of a syringe.

Maybe next time, we won’t have to deal with the rantings of a senile George Mitchell. Did he just read the same speech twice? Listen, old man. Nobody gives a shit about Northern Ireland and your parent’s immigration struggles. Start listing names.

An entire list of names is available after the jump. Props to Deadspin for weeding through the 400+ pages and getting what everyone wants: A list of names. Does it answer all of our questions? Of course not. But it’s definitely a nice start.

All the players listed in the section VIII. B.: “Information Regarding Purchases or Use of Performance Enhancing Substances by Players in Major League Baseball” (section 3 is “Radomski¹s Distribution of Performance Enhancing Substances to Major League Baseball Players”)

Lenny Dykstra
David Segui
Larry Bigbie
Brian Roberts
Jack Cust
Tim Laker
Josias Manzanillo
Todd Hundley
Mark Carreon
Hal Morris
Matt Franco
Rondell White
Roger Clemens
Andy Pettitte
Chuck Knoblauch
Jason Grimsley
Gregg Zaun
David Justice
F.P. Santangelo
Glenallen Hill
Mo Vaughn
Denny Neagle
Ron Villone
Ryan Franklin
Chris Donnels
Todd Williams
Phil Hiatt
Todd Pratt
Kevin Young
Mike Lansing
Cody McKay
Kent Mercker
Adam Piatt
Miguel Tejada
Jason Christiansen
Mike Stanton
Stephen Randolph
Jerry Hairston
Paul Lo Duca
Adam Riggs
Bart Miadich
Fernando Vina
Kevin Brown
Eric Gagne
Mike Bell
Matt Herges
Gary Bennett, Jr.
Jim Parque
Brendan Donnelly
Chad Allen
Jeff Williams
Howie Clark
Nook Logan

Section IX. B.”Alleged Internet Purchases of Performance Enhancing Substances By Players in Major League Baseball”

Rick Ankiel, Paul Byrd, Jay Gibbons, Troy Glaus, Jose Guillen, Jerry Hairston, Jr., Gary Matthews, Jr., and Scott Schoeneweis, and former players David Bell, Jose Canseco, Jason Grimsley, Darren Holmes, John Rocker, Ismael Valdez, Matt Williams, and Steve Woodard.”