Methods By Which You Could Commit Career Suicide if You Were a Celebrity [Kissing Suzy Kolber]: With Michael Vick’s scandal making him one of the most hated athletes in sports, KSK is brainstorming other ways to effectively destroy your public image. Early choices include killing a president, hanging Mickey Mouse, and stampeding cattle through the Vatican.

An Interview with mike Wilbon of the Washington Post [The Big Lead]: One of the few ESPN personalities I like sat down with the guys over at Big Lead. He answered questions about Washington D.C.’s sports scene, as well as his involvement in the pathetic “Who’s Now?”

Another Bold Statement from Andrew Bogut [Can't Stop the Bleeding]: When you’re the first overall pick and averaging about 12 points a game, you should probably do everything you can to salvage your image. Changing your haircut into something resembling Annakin Skywalker is not the answer.

Les Miles is Talking All Kinds of Smack [Wizard of Odds]: What is it about LSU and asshole coaches? Nick Saban had as much charm as a murder-suicide and now, Les Miles is opening his mouth. Miles, still bitter about Joe McKnight’s commitment to USC, has come out and criticized USC’s strength of schedule. Nope, this won’t give USC any bulletin board material at all.