Borat Appears At Tour De France [Deuce of Davenport]: Let’s be honest. You probably didn’t know the Tour De France was well underway. I sure as hell didn’t. The big story out of France today is the appearance of a Borat look-alike during stage eight. He ran alongside the bikers holding the flag of his beloved Kazakhstan. Brilliant.
Stephon Marbury Calls Out Michael Jordan [AOL Fanhouse]: Starbury may be little more than an afterthought on the court these days but you have to admire him for his push to make sneakers affordable. Marbury called out Jordan, urging him to make a shoe that kids could afford. Ben Wallace is already on board and Kevin Durant has told Nike to make an affordable shoe as well.
If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Kick Their Fans Out of Your Stadium [Say Hey]: The Giants are self-destructing on the field but at least there’s some action in the stands. Over the weekend, Lou Seal squirted some Silly String at Dodgers fans. They responded like a true Los Angeles sports fan: By pushing him down a couple rows of chairs.
Mike Tyson: Gut Check [TMZ]: The once lean and mean Tyson has apparently let himself go. The Dynamite Kid has become an out of shape fatass. Nevertheless, he’d still break every bone in my face.
