Your 2007 NFL Drinking and Drugging Preview [Kissing Suzy Kolber]: Football means lots of things. For us, it means downright happiness. But it also means parlays, fantasy teams, and drinking. Thankfully, KSK is here to preview what drinks you should be downing during the season.

Top 10 Fantasy Football Draft Intimidation Tactics [Epic Carnival]: The timing of this article is great, seeing as how I’m getting ready to start a couple leagues myself (Sportable Fantasy Football: Coming Soon!). You’re likely to encounter several of these methods during your draft so this blog should help you get prepared for Draft Day.

We Went to a Hockey Game and Gay Porn Broke Out [Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint]: Sure, it’d be easy to call this a glitch in the game but it’s more funny if we don’t. In NHL 2007, there appears to be some sketchy stuff happening on the New Jersey Devils’ bench. What the hell? Tim Hardaway does not approve.

The All-Mispronunciation Team [Bugs and Cranks]: Chone Figgins has been chosen as the captain of this team, and with good reason. Other players on the list include Joel Piniero, Cla Meredith, and JJ Putz. It’s well worth a read.