After incidents involving both Elijiah Dukes and Sean Salisbury, it’s safe to conclude that threats or insults made via cell phone are the new hotness in sports. But now, a more high-profile athlete has jumped into the fun. Brian Urlacher has been accused of sending abusive text messages by the mother of his two year old son. The messages are angry, unimaginative, and of course, fun!

“Go to hell you f—— —-.”

“Grow the f— up and quit praying and get a job.”

“You’re a f—— fruit cake.”

“Your raising a little p—y.”

Considering I’ve never seen Urlacher crack a smile, this mean streak isn’t surprising. The guy has allegedly send 30 rage-filled text messages since January. Some people request a daily horoscope in their inbox each morning. Tyna Robertson has a subscription to Brian Urlacher’s anger. Of course, Urlacher’s crew is denying everything, saying Robertson has a history of “self-serving fiction.” Sounds like the perfect duo for creating new “pussy” kids.

These two have been fighting for custody of Urlacher’s son the last few months and by this report, it doesn’t look like it’s being settled nicely. And by the way, Brian, I don’t think the term “fruitcake” would apply here. After all, you slept with this stripper and got her pregnant.