Drinks That Should Be Named After Athletes [Deuce of Davenport]: An entertaining new way to name cocktails. Next time you’re at the bar, don’t ask for a White Russian. Ask for a Kirilenko. Tom Collins (right)? Make that a Kerry Collins. After all, he’s a fan of them* anyway.

The Worst Killers in Sports History [Spirit of Jake Plummer]: I admit that I forgot about several of the incidents on this list, including the antics of former NHL player Mike Danton, who attempted to hire a hitman to kill his agent. You can’t make that stuff up.

A Tribute to Video Game Jeremy Roenick [Sports Hernia]: We all know about Video Bo from Tecmo Super Bowl. But Video Jeremy Roenick had his moments also. The video is an entertaining one. It’s Roenick scoring roughly 20 seconds into the game.

ESPN “Who’s Now Is P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C!!! [Dallas Cowboys 24/7]: I’m pretty sure there isn’t a single person on Earth who thinks ESPN’s new gimmick is a good idea. Why in the hell should I care about what Mark Schlereth thinks of Matt Leinart’s celebrity status?

* No, he’s not.