Ryan’s Jersey Not to Buy: Chris Cooley. Not only do the Redskins suck, they have a deranged bastard on offense. Cooley was spotted in some horrifyingly short shorts this week, much to the delight of teammate Brandon Lloyd. I’d avoid wearing this thing around until people can get that haunting image out of their heads.
Sonny’s Jersey not to Buy: Jason Schmidt. I want to feel sorry for Jason Schmidt but if I was a Dodger fan, he’d be on my most hated players list. Schmidt is having surgery this week and will probably sit out the rest of the season, counting $15 million on his sofa.
Kevin’s Jersey Not to Buy: Kobe Bryant. While flip-flopping more than John Kerry in the 2004 presidential elections, Kobe has made life difficult for every single Lakers fan. Are they going to have a franchise player next year? Or are they just going to have a bunch of scrubs? No one really knows. The mamba should probably stop being so secretive, and it might also be a good idea to not make videos that badmouth your ownership and teammates.

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