Adam Morrison Doesn’t Like Hot Girls, Drinking, or Las Vegas. But He Does Like Drinking. [Parlayer]: For being photographed alongside a world class piece of ass, Adam Morrison sure looks angry, doesn’t he? When you’re a millionaire parting in Las Vegas, smiling once in a while wouldn’t be all that bad.

Michelle Wie…and Friend [Golf Babes]: Nevermind Michelle Wie’s horrendous look on her face or her thighes that are twice as big as mine. Who the hell is she with? Some other LPGA wonder child? She probably knows all about the stereotype that LPGA players carry with them, let’s not confirm them.

Jeter, I Want to be The Boss [Valentine's View]: Derek Jeter is still years away from retirement (unless he goes Tiki on us) but he’s already talking about future plans. One of them involves owning a Major League Baseball team. If and when Steinbrenner ever rides off into the sunset, will Jeter be next in line to take the job?

Bottom Of The Ninth, Two Outs- What’s a Girl to Do [Lion in Oil]: Here’s a girl pouring beer on her white shirt. It’s well worth a click, a link, and a bookmark. I know all about Dodgers fans leaving games early but I didn’t know wet t-shirt contests were involved.

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