10. Heather Mitts. AJ Feeley might be a piece of crap journeyman backup but he’s struck gold in Mitts, a former member of the gold-winning soccer team at the 2004 Olympics. Mitts is now serving as a sideline reporter for MLS broadcasts on ESPN and ABC.

9. Amy Mickelson. Phil’s wife has been seen countless times embracing her husband after his failures in major championships. However, Amy has been given reason to smile in the last few years, as she’s been by Phil’s side for his major wins. Phil won the Player’s Championship this past weekend and picked up another $1 million or so. Tough life.

8. Carrie Underwood. The former American Idol winner has been seen with Tony Romo on numerous occasions. She showed up at Cowboy games to root him on and since the season ended, she’s continued to see him. We don’t know if her hit song, Before He Cheats, is written about Romo but we’ll soon find out.

7. Eva Longoria. The current fiance of Spurs point guard Tony Parker is best known for her role on ABC’s Desperate Housewives. She’s often seen sitting courtside in San Antonio, rooting on Bruce Bowen for his low blows on Phoenix’s Steve Nash.

6. Gena Lee Nolin. You’ve never heard of Cale Hulse but you should be jealous of him. The now unemployed NHL winger is married to this former Baywatch star who also posed for Playboy. Hulse has scored 16 career goals but he’s obviously doing well for himself.

5. Cheryl Cole. Evidently it pays to be a British soccer player if you want to score hot girls. She is clearly not affected by the stereotypes of bad teeth and soccer players being wusses. She isn’t the most recognized wife, but regardless, she is incredibly attractive.

4. Victoria Beckham. The former Spice Girl clearly deserves mention on this list. Victoria, or Posh as she is more widely known, was one of the most attractive entertainers when she was with the Spice Girls, and that clearly translates over to being a wife.

3. Elin Woods. Tiger not only gets to be the most dominant athlete of our time, he also gets to bag a Sweedish supermodel. Some things in life just aren’t fair. Elin may get bumped off this list eventually depending on how this first child treats her, but for now she has the top five locked up.

2. Jennie Finch. If there is a list involving attractive people and athletes in any correlation, Finch has to be on there somewhere. She is engaged to Arizona Diamondbacks minor league pitcher Casey Daigle who wins even if he doesn’t make it in the big leagues. You would think that Finch would be able to pull an all-star, but she went with Daigle instead.

1. Anna Benson. She has to get the nod at the number one spot not only because of her looks, but also because of her pure insanity. There is a chance that any average person can get with her, they just have to hope that Kris Benson cheats on her and that they have a job at Camden Yard.

Honorable Mention: Claire Ruth. The Bambino is larger than life. But wow Babe, what a terrible pull.