When the Cleveland Browns traded up to land Brady Quinn 22nd overall, they expected a quarterback that came from a big-time program with a history of winning playing in big games. But not even a week after drafting him, they’ve learned something about their new franchise quarterback: He loves touching his friends’ package.

We found this out thanks to a story on Deadspin. Somewhere, Charlie Frye is laughing his ass off. They’re replacing me with this guy? If it wasn’t for his hands all over his friend, Quinn would just look like a typical frat boy. Hours at the gym, pink shirt, and a love for football. But this is all a bit too much.

Joe Thomas is lucky. He won’t be bending over in front of Quinn because he plays left tackle. However, if Thomas does a nice job in protecting Quinn’s blind side, he can expect the same treatment as a token of Quinn’s gratitude. Some running backs buy cars for their offensive linemen but Brady is going to do them all one better. He’s going to feel up Joe Thomas.

To top it off, there’s another picture of the madness that took place at this random golf course. This time, it’s Quinn and four friends, not just two. This set of photos (hopefully, no more are released) makes his other notable photo shoot look like harmless fun. If this doesn’t scare AFC North rivals, I don’t know what will.