10. Eric Byrnes. Byrnes makes this list not only because his hair sucks, but so does he. He is incredibly annoying as an announcer and his hair flying everywhere really doesn’t help his cause. This isn’t even the “messy” look that’s in style right now, this is just the “really bad” style.
9. Ronaldo. This is a specific Ronaldo, the one that showed up at the 2002 World Cup with 2/3 of his head shaved. What the hell is with this haircut? Did the razor die about halfway through, or is he dumb enough to think this actually looks good? Sure he may have won a World Cup, but when he looks back at that World Cup, he’s going to hate himself.
8. Alexi Lalas. The whole caveman look really isn’t working for anyone. When it’s a big ugly redhead who plays soccer, it really isn’t working. I guess Lalas earns some points for intimidation, but someone should really introduce him to a pair of scissors.
7. Loco. The Angolan soccer player (notice a trend) took the awful Ronaldo look to another level. It almost looks like he has a hand growing out of his head. And that isn’t Maradona’s hand, thats just a disgusting grouping of hair that looks like a hand. Just a bad idea right here.
6. Taribo West. I don’t know if West is going for the “deer antlers” look, but if he isn’t he got it anyway. I don’t really know how to describe this hair style. Braided hair standing straight up barely does it justice. This was just a bad idea all around by him.
5. Carlos Valderramma: Before I knew anything about soccer, I knew about Valderramma and his crazy hair. It’s not that he didn’t execute the massive fro well because he definitely did. But then he decided that a porn mustache was a good idea. Trust me Carlos, it’s not.
4. David Beckham: Initially, Rasheed Wallace was on the list. But because he had a disease that I was completely unaware of, I’ve decided to replace him with David Beckham’s new hair-do, a bleached style that went out of style ten years ago. Maybe Beckham is just working on his hair in anticipating of playing in Los Angeles.
3. Dennis Rodman: Rodman was known for being one of the best rebounders ever but also being a sideshow freak. He dyed his hair many different colors throughout his career. Dennis did whatever got him noticed. This sure as hell did.
2. Don King: Throughout his career, King has resembled a troll more than a boxing promoter. With a massive silver fro, King has gained tons of notoriety. He’s also taken millions from boxers. But you don’t think of that. You think of his really bad hair.
1. Chris Kaman: Seriously, what the hell is this? The Clippers ogre center must have been really wasted when he thought of this as a hair style. He grew it out, started hacking it with some scissors, then decided to stop in the middle of the act. It’s like Donald Trump’s toupee, only it’s worse.
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Lalas was introduced to a pair of scissors a long time ago. Probably about the same time he got involved in MLS management.
FYI, Sheed has a form of alopecia.
Carlos Valderramma might have the best hair ot just in sports, but in the world.
Wow man, your an ass. Rasheed has a disease, there isn’t much he can do about it. Loco is on the top of my list. Take off Rasheed, and add Drew Gooden of the Cavs and his patch of hair on the back of his dome.
yea that shoulda been drew instead of sheed. sheed cant help that its a low blow but gooden is just a weird freak with a soul patch on the wrong side of his head! haha that was a funny list tho, but seriously gooden was a top 5 pick and sposed to be an elite nba pf comin out of college… he’s still young and has talent and potential and the only thing holding him back is that hes a complete weirdo headcase. as you can tell by looking at the back of his head!
Thanks for the feedback. I’ll be honest, I was completely unaware that Sheed had a disease.
Making fun of people with diseases isn’t our style so the list has been updated.
-Ryan