Michael Strahan has had some battles in his life against premier offensive linemen in the NFL. But nothing compares to the ass-kicking his wife laid on him during this divorce saga. She’s come out of this thing $15 million richer and isn’t stopping there.
Michael Strahan’s ex-wife held a garage sale at her Montclair mansion, allowing bargain hunters to sift through and cart away castoffs from her marriage to the New York Giants defensive end.
Items on sale outside the $3.6 million home on Saturday included cocktail dresses, a bronze football statue, handmade rugs, antiques and a set of cassette tapes on how to make relationships succeed.
I’m sure Michael thought he was doing the right thing when he didn’t sign a pre-nuptial agreement. But as a pro athlete, you should probably cover your ass. Not only did his wife take the mansion and half his money. But she’s even making a few more bucks by pawning off Strahan’s junk. Maybe Michael wanted that bronze statue. Why sell it to Sal from Queens?
We’re not sure if she’s selling Michael’s missing tooth but we do know she’s made out like a damn bandit. She’s already nabbed $15 million from Strahan and is currently in a battle for $6 million more. I’m sure this is an embarrassing time in Strahan’s life. Does she really need to pawn off his Pro Bowl bags for $5 a pop? I’d say that’s overkill.

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