With the NBA Playoffs getting set to tip off this weekend (previews later today!), I thought it’d be suitable to find a video of an incredibly akward superstar: Yao Ming. He’s come into his own this season, averaging 25 points and 10 rebounds a game. But more importantly, he’s seemingly mastered the swagger that a dominant player needs in this league. Read Yao’s lips following some ownage of the Clippers earlier in the year: “Try to fu**ing stop me.”

It doesn’t matter that Yao is 7′6 and the product of a successful science experiment. He’s still hard to find intimidating. Besides, opponents don’t have to stop him. Yao’s bum feet will do that. The poor bastard may never live up to his potential because of chronic foot problems. If Yao’s feet don’t stop him, Nate Robinson will.