Miami Airport Security seized a water bottle from Falcons QB Mike Vick on Wednesday after the bottle smelled like marijuana and also had marijuana residue in it. Though Vick wasn’t detained, there is certainly a world of rumors that is whirling around Vick.

Credit Vick for having the balls to try to carry a piece on the plane. You can’t even take toothpaste on a plane, and Vick is trying to sneak on a bong. Aside from that, shouldn’t Vick re-evaluate what he’s doing by carrying this around with him. Does he really smoke so much tree that he has to carry a “water bottle” with him to the airport? He should have at least been clever about it like every other teenage stoner in America who suddenly turns into MacGyver when they need to make a bong. Maybe Vick should just kick the habit considering he’s the face of the Falcons franchise and I have a hunch that Falcons owner Arthur Blank doesn’t like his players passing doobies instead of watching film or studying the playbook.

Somewhere in the world, Matt Schaub is pumping his fist at yet another idiotic move by his fellow team mate. We all know that Schaub should be the one starting for that team and Vick’s name alone is one of the only reasons he’s still at the helm. Vick should spend more time working on his passing touch and less time hitting gravity bongs, giving out STD’s, and flipping off fans.