Ryan’s Jersey to Buy: Emmitt Smith. All time leading rusher, check. Super Bowl winner, check. Great dancer? Check. Emmitt Smith beat Mario Lopez/AC Slater in last night’s Dancing with the Stars finale. Requirements for buying this jersey include impromptu tap dancing, salsa dancing, and maybe a touch of ballet.

Kevin’s Jersey to Buy: LaDainian Tomlinson. Tomlinson is simply the best player in the game today. There is no reason to not buy this jersey, 15 touchdowns in his last five games is just an utterly ridiculous statistic. With all of those touchdowns you can rest assured you will be seeing his “layup” celebration more often, and with jersey, you too can join him.

Sonny’s Jersey to Buy: Devin Hester. Anyone who catches a short field goal and then returns it 108 yards gets a mention on my jersey to buy list. If you?re a Bears fan and you?re looking for something different from the norm, this is the one to invest in. Hester played offense, defense, and special teams at Miami and now has 2 touchdowns on the year. This one will get some heads turned for sure.