Remember when Shaquille O’Neal entered law enforcement? Well, he’s now out in the field working cases against child pornography. Unfortunately, one of his first efforts on duty went about as well as his free throw shooting over the years: not very. Shaq was in on a raid with the special unit called “Blue Ridge Thunder” that battles child pornography. Not only does that unit sound like a really bad 1980s TV show, but they should probably figure out what house is really the culprit. The raid team went to the wrong home because the IP address was traced wrong. Whoops.

First of all, I’m really not sure why Shaq is going on a raid with SWAT when he’s just a volunteer officer. Shouldn’t he be eating at Denny’s with some bored 80 year old man? Volunteers probably don’t roll up into house raids very often. But then again, this is a 4 time NBA Champion and one of the funniest people ever.

I think the Miami Heat would prefer Shaq stay off the volunteer force until he’s retired from active duty in the NBA (crappy pun intended). Also, how terrifying would that image be? The sight of Shaq breaking down a door and storming a house is probably the most terrifying thing I can imagine, especially when I’m innocent of child porn. They better get an autographed jersey and Kazaam DVD out of the deal.